Tuesday August 1 2006
Well my newest story Jihad Tribute has been a great success. I've been receiving tons of fan mail on this story. If you haven't read it go HERE and read it already!! Could be the greatest work so far on the entire internet. Now back to me, I joined a CO-ED soccer team. Right now we really suck. Tied 2 games and lost 1. We have a game tonight and I plan to bring the team back to glory. Jihad was on my team, but he got beat up by a girl so now he has to sit out. I'm working on the July Social section, free time is scarce right now!
Monday July 10 2006
I realize it's been quite sometime since a reasonable update. Well I've had real life situations that have taken up my free time. Not to worry though, it's all good things!! And so I have been working on a new story for quite sometime. Basically it's about me of course, but tells about how I was knighted and the fight between Good and the Jihady. So go read the first installment here. I have tons of pics from previous weekends so I'll be working on a July social page as well.
Wednesday June 14 2006
Not much to report other than I'll be at Steak Night tonight. Be there. Here are some funny videos that I found.
Predator VS Illegal Immigrants
Monday June 12 2006
I've been out of town the last two weeks but I've got some good stories and pictures. I'm starting a June Social page because so much has been going on. But first I want to show you what I did to a bum that asked me for money while I was trying to get to a bar in Houston.
The picture is a bit dark but you can clearly see that I knocked him out cold. Maybe he'll learn to never ask me for 10 cents again.
Wednesday May 31 2006
Well Memorial Day weekend is over sadly but there will be another. I would like to point out the biggest disappointment of the weekend. As many of you know, I frequent with a true to life Jihad terrorist. He has great parties and coined the now infamous term "ripping it". Well this terrorist DID NOT rip it this weekend. So I would like to hand out the "you have no balls" award to Hajjjjarrrnooo for being a complete pussy. If I still had that comprising picture of you I would post it here for the world to see.
Now that thats off my chest I will be in Dallas this Saturday for a bachelor party and then Houston the following weekend for the gay wedding. So if any of you fools are in those cities let me know. And now a picture of people RIPPING IT!!!!
Friday May 26 2006
Some of you may know about a website called www.tuckermax.com . If you haven't go to it and read some of his stories they are fucking hilarious! He has been in a lawsuit concerning freedom of speech and the internet. Well it basically involves a douche bag named Anthony DiMeo, his family grows blueberry's. Tucker has a message board on his site and all his fans bash this guy all day long. Go here to read tuckers blog about it, it also has links to his message board and you can read up on this homo Anthony. He even has a myspace page here. I'll let you guys read up on it if you want, pretty funny stuff.
Thursday May 25 2006
Ok, now we have Memorial Day weekend approaching quickly. There are plenty of party's going on, but as you all know, there is only one of me to go around. So, email me with the details of any good party's and before Sunday I shall post the party that I will grace. Email me here eddiemerritt@hotmail.com . Also I will be in Dallas next weekend, June 2-3 for a bachelor party. Anybody that lives in that area let me know. We will be ripping it in Jihad fashion. New photos coming soon. I was recently knighted, read here for my duties and some of the responses!
Tuesday May 16 2006
New section up today. Something a bit different. Starting a new section called Eddie's Crazy Finds. Basically just random crazy news stories with pics, I may or man not be in them. In our first story we find a monkey being slaughtered by bears. CRAZY!
Monday May 15 2006
Not much to report today. Here is a funny video forwarded to me, turn up your sound. http://www.military.com/Video/050303_DanceTime.wmv .
Many people have asked, yes I have a myspace page here .
Friday May 12 2006
Happy hour today: Iron Cactus, 6th street, 5 p.m. Then we will be going out all over town in search of the Jihad. Also, new page showing my favorite sites here.
Monday May 8 2006
As many of you know, my camera was taken from me violently a couple of months ago. Well ladies and assholes, I have caught the camera thief. Stay tuned as I unveil the culprit that separated me and my camera. What sort of person would do such a thing???? Well soon, all of the WED land shall know!!! Also Eddie received a new toy for his birthday. Yes, you guessed it, a audio recorder!! Now I can go out and record all the stupid shit that you people say and post it here in audio files for all to listen too!!! I can't wait!!
BUSTED! Here is a picture of the culprit! She violently beat me and took my camera! She even took a picture of herself out of spite!!! No worries though, I regained my camera through strength and crawfish.
Thursday May 4 2006
Today is my birthday, I turned 27 and I look good. For those of you wondering what the plans are, well first of all I will not be ripping it tonight, Wednesday night was a rough one. So the official WED party will be Friday after work, the debauchery will begin at Woodrow's, so basically it will be a Triangle of Hell night. Anybody who's anybody will be there, there will also be photographers and I'll be signing autographs to the first 100 people. Bring whoever you want, the more the merrier.
So to recap for the slow ones: WOODIE'S AFTER WORK FRIDAY MAY 5th.
Monday May 1 2006
I have returned from Washington DC, (pics coming soon) my meeting with the president went very well. He has pledged $200 million dollars to my website development fund, and yes it is coming out of your taxes. So thank you to all of you. Just really fast I wanted to share with you my stats of this website. 2005 was a great year, but already in May 06 I have surpassed the traffic from the entire year of 05. Here are the stats provided to me from my host dreamhost.
year #reqs #pages
2005 56,067 8,310
2006 76,698 8,606
Successful Request for the Month of April 2006
Successful requests: 18,334
So as you can see, already in April of 06 I had 18 thousand plus requests for pages. Now what does this mean? Absolutely nothing. Just that I now have to pay more to dreamhost because of bandwidth charges. But I do it not for myself, but for all of you, my fans. Keep checking back for more Jihad Wedding pics as well as the Wash DC trip pics.
Tuesday April 27 2006
Ok so Kareem got married. I've got over 200 pictures from that weekend and its going to take me some time to vet through all of them. But I'll leave you this for now, there are a few pictures up, ill let everybody know when I get the complete Jihad Wedding section all finished up! It's a work in progress!!
Regrets before the wedding perhaps?
HITCHED!! CONGRATS!!
Wednesday April 19 2006
So lets get a little political here. If any of you watch the news you should know about the heated debate over immigration. Basically should we give amnesty to the millions of illegal immigrants from Mexico. A friend of mine sent me this picture. Does this not bother anybody else?
Tuesday April 18 2006
So this weekend, April 22 marks the end of Kareem's single life as he enters into the bonds of holy matrimony. (Did I just say that?) The wedding is a private affair, but I plan to bring to all of you a detailed, photogenic experience of this Jihad Wedding. I'm creating a new page with just that name, sort of a combo of Kareem expose/Kareem gets married into one. There are festivities all through the week starting on Thursday and finally ending at some point Saturday night. May god help us all when the little Hajarrrrnos begin appearing.
Friday April 14 2006
I just found THIS on the web, its funny as hell. If you have speakers turn them on, this kid is a lunatic. I've also got TWO new CD's full of pictures. Expect to see those uploaded and posted today. Happy Easter to all of my fans! A new section called Paulitos Way will be dedicated to Paul who is here from Spain for a week.
Thursday April 13 2006
I just was forwarded this information today:
Ok that news story that I posted was a fake, so I'm taking it down, if you want to see where it came from go here. I want to maintain the integrity of this website! ;)
Tuesday April 11 2006
I have a few pictures up on the Spring Break 2006 section. These are various pictures from basically the month of March. A few are from Chili Fest 2006, Jackie's trip to NYC (she didn't take any tourist shots, only pics of her and tons of dudes) I've also added a couple more pics to the St. Paddy Days Jihad.
I also want to announce that I will be at Woodies tomorrow afternoon awaiting the arrival of Mr. Paulito. If you need some background on him go HERE. He has been in Spain for the past few months and we will be throwing a few done tomorrow night. I'm sure that Kareem will not show up because he is a pompous ass. One other note of interest, Kareem will be getting married April 22 and I have been "honored" with the title of groomsman. If you didn't get an invitation don't worry, you probably got the infamous "sorry you can't come, but I really like you a lot letter".
Wednesday March 29 2006
Ok some of you old timers are noticing a few changes to the website. Well I've decided to add a bit more "street credibility" (Thanks Jackie) to the site. I hope everyone likes the new layout. Now let me tell you that I was in the process of collecting some new material for my upcoming Spring Break 06 pictures. But I was at the Austin Rodeo last weekend, and same jackass stole my camera.
I had a canon digital camera that fits in my pocket, and it has one of those "strings" attached to it. Well my guess is that the string was hanging out of my pocket and somebody jacked it!! Pisses me off.
I want to start a search and rescue team here on WED.com, if anybody knows anything about my poor camera please email me at eddiemerritt@hotmail.com . All emails will be kept confidential. My camera just wants to come home.
I plan on adding new bogs every day or so, so check back often.
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