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www.whateddiedid.com was recently Knighted! Read on...
>Thy may not have heard, I have been knighted by thy mother land.
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>I want to scribe to you my duties as First Knight:
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> Knights Duties
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>I shall have many duties. One of which is protecting thy castle. That is
probably thy Knight's greatest duty. If another army attacks thy castle, though
shall fight back. Another duty thy have is to make sieges. A siege is an attack
on another castle. Thy Knights shall sneak up on the castle and start thy battle
with thy catapults firing at the castle. Then the defending army will rush out
to fight. When the defending knights come, the attacking knights shall jump in
front of them and fight. Another duty is thy protecting thy king. If there is
ever a fight, there will be eight knights beside thy king until the battle ends.
These are very dangerous and hard duties.
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>These are thy duties bestowed upon thy.
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>Sir Edward.
Here are the responses to me being knighted: (Names changed to protect identity.)
1. You fucking
loser. You need to stop playing Dungeons and Dragons.
2.
I will rape thy ass, thy
face, and any other orifice of Sir Edward.
3.
May 23rd official fuck
eddie in the ass day for all the fucking stupid comments of the past year. what
does everybody say? Sounds pretty good doesnt it.
/end
Ok, thank god this is not a Jihad Wedding Photo.
That's a nice leg right there!! She must be a happy woman.
Her wedding night will be very special indeed. May God have mercy on their souls. (And any children).
/End
Here the bears stalk a monkey. Apparently the monkey ran into a electric fence.
Here the monkey tries to avoid the bears claws. And now the bear attacks with great anger at the monkey!!! And now the bear has the monkey in its mouth, the monkey is scared.
Now the bears feast on their dinner, the monkey has fallen.
/END Monkey
