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As many of you know, I went on a Double Bachelor Party to Acapulco Mexico. I had never been there before so I was VERY excited. I started planning months before. Applied for my passport. Packed a week early. 100 pushups a day. All the normal pre vacation items taken care of. Get drunk the night before, check.

In this section I will post pictures and try and write a paragraph about each instead of the normal quick captions. We had such a great time, the organization of the party was awesome. Everything was there when we needed it. We had servers, maids, cooks, drivers, security guards, and our very own Jibby.

This pic was taken from the airplane going to Acapulco. Not really sure what mountain that is but I already had downed 8 bloody maries by this time.

This was in the suburban on the way from the airport to the mansion. Notice the guy in the back giving the nice camera man the bird. I also want to point out that the driver,

can't remember his name was a crazy bastard. We almost wrecked at least 10 times on the way to the house. I guess the suburban wouldn't go over 15 miles an hour. I

would like to thank Steve for letting me sit in his lap for 30 mins. It was awesome.

This is a picture from my room. Sorry Goose, our room. Steve and Eddie bunked together. And this is what we had to look at every day. Side note: as the days went on

our room smelled like a sewer. I moved out.

Here's a nice group shot at dinner. Notice the Gilmore brothers. They have serious problems. Also notice the Kids face in this picture, he is unable to smile because of all

the food stuffed into his fat mouth. The food was some of the best i've had while on a vacation.

Here's a picture of the wildlife in Acapulco.

It was love at first sight!!!

The man on the left was in charge. The man on the right was one of the bachelors and second in charge. The man in the middle is

Here's a nice family picture. Send this on your xmas card.

The kid in the middle we dubbed "The Freshman". He was 10 younger than anybody else. We beat him on a nightly basis.

Finally a shot of Eddie. That is Steves cig in my mouth. He didn't want his mom to know. And in the background we have the Freshman.

These two spent a lot of time together. They may or may not have ...

Look at somebody on the right ----------------->

Yes.

This was the dangerous drug cartel. Notice the anger on Steves face. The man on the right is what they call a "sissy".

Isn't this lovely. I'm sure Melissa will frame this.

The driver, servant, and the bossman.

Pimp and boss.

Kareem and his gay lovers from college.

Kareem sitting in my chair, and Steve looking at him with rage in his eyes.

Just chillin...

Freshman with papa bear.

Freshman and Eddie. I look good.

The pool. After 5 days a thick gel like substance layered the top of the pool water. It was nice.

Papa Bear enjoying some shade and a Boost y Bacca.

Steve with his ugly ass shoes.

Fiesta.

Jibby and Eddie at the disco.

Notice Kid staring intently!! Who are you looking at there kid??

Everyone smile for the camera!!

Pure gayness.

I wish this would have come out better. Kareem looks to be saying something ...

Eddie with the only white girl in the disco. She was Canadian and spoke french. I know the picture is sideways ill fix it later.

Day after disco, enjoying a nice relaxing swim in the water treatment facility for the house.

Kareem, something funny?

MAYBE THIS IS!!!

Sunburns are coming.

Jibby, just tell me what you put in the bushes. It's gonna be ok.

Pure sexyness.

One of the final nights out. Ultimate fighting 5000 started not long after this picture.

This may or may not be Jibby talking to two locals.

I can't quite make out the guy on the left. Anybody??

hmmmm.

BAM!!!

I know many of you were expecting to see pictures of whores and strip clubs. Well I will say that this was the most well behaved (for the most part) bachelor party i've been to.

All you girlfriends and wives should sleep well at night knowing that we were all on our best behavior. Here is a top five list of Acapulco.

1. Police Chief gets killed in drive by.

2. Next door neighbor is raided by Federalies for drugs.

3. Kareem runs around naked with only a squash concealing the Islamic love stick.

4. Eddie and Steve have Ultimate fighting contest at 4 am and proceed to fall onto glass table and break it. Cost to fix?? $40.

5. Kareem and Freshman are doing "something" in their room and break a lamp. Cost to fix??? $200.

Notable mentions:

1. Plane on takeoff on the way back to Texas almost nosedives killing us all.

2. Eddie being searched 4 times at customs.

4. Eddie being searched in a private room with a armed Mexican army dude.

5. The midget.

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